Oh quelf

You know our well MY life wayyyy too well! Thanks for last night, you brought soo many laughs, as you always do. It never fails..
I got to play leap frog with my best friend!!! Even though it was tragic and after every leap one of us got hurt.
I slow danced.
My best friend wore a motorcycle helmet on her head for at least 20 minutes.
I named her shnookums. hahah
Foods that taste like chicken..
Chicken utensils.. WAIT WHAT!! oh nevermind kitchen utensils.. GAAHH
"Which of the following statements is false? A.) The closest living relative of the T-Rex is the chicken. B.) The record for the most eggs laid in one day by a chicken is 34 eggs. C.) There are more chickens than people in the world. 
Extra Credit: Name a word that ryhmes with chicken.."
REALLY QUELF?!?!?!?! chickens?!?!?!Just in case you were wondering the correct answer is B. and I ryhmed chicken with freakin. classy I know.